Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
God was showing off when he made you.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
Can I dip you in chocolate?
I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
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